Dudes and dudesses, muppits, moepels & mopkoppe… the frustration of waiting for proper Southern Hemisphere rugby to start has quite a few of us panting with frustration! So, here’s what we do.. we have a Thread where it is the goal to insult each other…. but there are rules…
OK, we had this type of Article months ago and it was an instant hit… so here’s how it works:
- Your comments MUST BE of an offensive nature, failure to be offensive will be severely punished. In fact you are then obliged to say on the blog that you are a “Doos Deluxe”.
- You are NOT ALLOWED TO GET ANGRY (this is a joke after all).
- You are not allowed to INSULT FAMILY MEMBERS of fellow bloggers.
- By participating, you agree to these rules and abide by them and Rugby-Talk is held blameless for what is said… or not said.
- Your comment MUST have some rugby content, even if it amounts to one solitary word…. failure to observe this will be severely punished….. you’ll be made to read some of Skoppie’s drivel or something equally unappealing!
- Only clinically insane and rugby mad individuals may partake in this thread…. that means you are very suitably qualified, Ashley, Blouste, SuperBul, The Pill, Boomninny…. hell all of you qualify with distinction!!
Get it out your systems… so that healthy rugby banter can start!
not = now
Nee ek sal dit nou nie lekker kry noem nie…
Net gewonder wanner gaan julle uit julle “denial” gebliksem gaan word…
Ons almal se al weke als is nie pluis daar by die tank nie en die meerderheid Tjarks supporters se ons is mal…
FireS
Nee ou, dis nie goed nie, maar jy moet erken, ‘n moerse klomp van julle ondersteuners was in denial hhor wat se julle CEO..
Sharks CEO Brian van Zyl has confirmed that Meyer has retired for personal reasons and released from his contract. ‘Whilst this has come at an inopportune time, we respect his decision and have agreed to release him. It is fortunate that we have a number of players who can fill this position until such time as alternative arrangements can be made.’
809
All my excitement for Saturday’s game is gone, I almost feel like not even going to the tank now…damn this is tragic, trying to look for the positive and then I see Strauss there…completely disapointed, just want to curl up in bed now and sleep….I’m almost certain old Straeuli is to blame, just in his genes to screw up.
Het hier nou ewe skielik ‘n stilte oor die plek gedaal…
Of is dit net die Sharks… 😆
Go Valke!!!!
“It is fortunate that we have a number of players that can fill this position…”
I have a number ONE! And he is not even as good.
Toemaar Vuurvretertjie….
Julle CEO se julle het BAIE spelers om hom te vervang….
BWAWAWAWAW !!!!!!!
812
Ja, ons was maar optimisties gewees en dit het plek plek gelyk of alles maar reg is, ek was amper gereed om my naam te change…nie meer nie…hard deur reality geklap…dit is ‘n vuil gevoel, ek wil sommer gaan stort.
blouste @ 815
soppas nou, blouste
jy klink vir my of jy nou al baie na aan ñ orgasme kan wees!!
fire @ 819
zuma, is dit jy? 😯
Ek wil nou nie ‘n doem profeet wees nie…
Maar wat gebeur as Die-Mondjie in die eerste helfte beseer word… 😯
821 😆 !!!!!
Vuurpoepertjie….
Hou op man , ek begin jou nou al op ‘n snaakse manier jammer kry 😯
Aag nee grootblouslet man…
Waar is die kompetisie ???????
Smaak my hulle het nou haai nette op ABSA park se doellyne gespan 😯
814 – Fires, Just pleased I never bought a season ticket. I am back up in Joburg until April when I get back to Umhlanga. If we start all this nonsense they not going to fill the tank this year at all.
Why no Swannie? Phew!!! we weak at centre. They going to target our channel the whole game.
Feel very disappointed. Wish that Hernandez never got injured. What a huge waste of money that was to buy him.
Daar rokkof almal…
Seker hulle minora blades gaan skerp maak 😯
824
Is GBS al hier op die blog gewees vanmiddag? Ek het so pas van die werk gekom en ek weet sommer ek gaan more siek voel. Dan kan ek so op my rug le en regkom, en met die een oog le en rugby kyk.
puma @ 826
flok
en ekt my predictions vanoggend al gemaak!!
Puma
Darem is julle span se kleure reeds “rouklere: 😈
828
Nope, noggie met ‘n oog gesien nie.
Ek werk ook nie more nie…oppad Bloem toe !!!
829 Asbak
“In die kak” … deur AG Visser…
blouste @ 832
jaaaaaaaaaaa boet!!
Post match interview
Joel Stransky: “So, after having played for 80 straight minutes and joining me now FROM the field, the LOSING Captain, Cobus Grobbelaar. So, Baywatch what do you think went wrong?”
Grobbelaar (still panting, trying to catch his breath……..still trying to catch his breath….): Well *breathe*, Joel….*catching breath*…I fink we were beaten by *trying to catch breath*….
Joel: Uh, yes, you were in fact beaten by the Stormers today. Do you think the fact that Jaque Fourie is playing for them has anything to do with it?
Grobbelaar (now breathing a bit better but sweating immensely): Uhm, Jaques is a werrie talented playa (wipes sweat from eyebrows with forearm, spills a bit on Joel) and its just one of those things you know. I didn’t actually notice him, but jaaaaa, you know, he is a good player.
Joel: (wiping his face) One game down, where to now for the Lions?
Grobbelaar: Ag you know…
Joel: No, I don’t please tell us.
Grobbelaar: Now dount interap me man I was saying you know…
Joel: No I don’t know, that’s why I am asking the question.
Grobbelaar: Ag, Joel man comeon, I play for 80 minutes rakbie,*swallows* then you kom tune me while I am trying to catch my bref, and now you interap me when I try to answer!
Joel: Ok, please continue, where to from here for the Lions?
Grobbelaar: Ok, so from here, think we play the Chiefs.
Joel:….*stares uncomfortably at camera*
Grobbelaar:…..
Joel: uhm….So I guess its back to the drawing board for you guys, losing your first home game and lots to work on?
Grobbelaar: Ja, actually Joel, Dick moered the drawing board stukkend at half time, so we needs another one, and yes, I guess we need to work this week on our game.
Joel: What aspect of your game do you feel needs attention?
Grobbelaar: Ag, I think if we work a bit on the rakbie aspect of our game, it will help.
Joel:….*stares uncomfortably at camera*
Grobbelaar:……*shrugs shoulders, hand open, as if to say, “What?”*
Joel: Ok, so thanks Cobus for your time and now we talk to the captain of the Stormers today, Schalk Burger!(crowd gives huge roar!)
Schalk(looks up to stands, HUGE smile on his face): Fanks JOEL!
Joel: Schalk, good game for the Stormers today
Schalk (Smiling so wide, you can see the gaps in his molars): Yes!
Joel: …..uh….Where do you think you dominated the game?
Schalk: ……Here on Newlands! (crowd gives ROARING applause!)
Joel:….
Schalk: (Can hardly contain his excitement and broad smile…looking happily into the stands)
Joel:….So, Schalk, you’ve scrummed well, and used your backline well, with lots of running. Is this what we can expect from the Stormers this season?
Schalk (still staring in the crowed, waves at someone):….Uhm, Ja Joel, I just want to fank the supporters for coming, and I hope we can keep it up this year!(crowd gives ROARING applause!)
Joel:…..
Schalk: (removes his cap,looks at the Vodacom label, puts it back on…still smiling broadly, looks back at Joel)
Joel: Uh…..So, Schalk, Jaque Fourie. Great debut for the Stormers?
Schalk: YES! (Nodds head, smiling, looks around the stands)
Joel: *totally embarassed by now* uh…Well, that was Schalk Burger, captain of the Stormers. Thanks Scha…..
Schalk grabs Joel’s hand holding the mike and bends over to speak into it: Thanks Joel, and I just want to fank the supporters for coming, and I hope we can keep it up this year! (crowd gives ROARING applause!)
Joel: Uhm, thanks Schalk, now that’s it from me, we’re crossing over to the stud….
Schalk grabs Joel around the shoulders and gives him a huge hug.(Crowd gives ROARING applause)
My superbru pick is nou gefok, ek het gese die Sharks verloor net-net…wat maak ek nou?
Loskop…
Sien jy is op die site…
Wat is jou prediction vir more se game ?
Monty Dumond impressed the crap out of me…did you see the way he listened to the coach and pretended that he didn’t know that he wasn’t wanted
he he he
Hak hak hier kom …
Wel thePaint het dit gese in daai article van hom, die Sharks was nog nooit die underdogs gewees nie dis hoekom ons nooit die koppies wen nie, duidelik het ou Straeuli dit gelees en besluit om plan te maak….raai wat Straeuli, jy’t dit reg gekry.
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