Die polisie vang Gatiep een aand met 4 krewe.

“Meneer, het jy lisensie om die krewe te vang?”

“Nee” sê Gatiep “Is my troetel diertjies, ek bring hulle elke aand uit om

‘n bietjie te swem, na ‘n rukkie dan fluit ek, dan kom hulle na my toe en

dan stap ons huis toe.”

Polisie: “Maar jy lieg mos nou Meneer!”

Gatiep: “Nee meneer, kom ek wys jou dan!”

Gatiep sit die krewe in die water en daar gaan die krewe! Na ‘n rukkie vra

die polisie: “Wanneer gaan jy fluit?”

Gatiep: “Vir wie fluit?”

Polisie: “Vir die krewe.”

Gatiep: “Watter krewe?”

38 Responses to Grappie vir die dag!!!

  • 31

    Raait…sien julle later.

  • 32

    28@K9-MonsterLeeu
    ek bid op die oomblik kliphard vir reën, maar sal enige hulp waardeer.
    😯 en hiert ek gedink ekt boland afgeskryf na daai loesing teen die leeuperde. hel, mens leer ook nie!!

  • 33

    More aan die bloggers, en Goeie more aan al die WP supporters…

  • 34

    @K9-MonsterLeeu – jou ou grapgat

  • 35

    @K9-MonsterLeeu – He would fit in at the Highlanders.

  • 36

    3 rugby fans – a Sharks fan, a Bulls fan and a Western Province fan were
    all walking home after watching a game at the pub.
    They come across a dead, naked woman lying on the pavement, and decide
    to phone the police.
    The Sharks fan could not bear to see the undignified woman lying on the
    floor in such a manner, and took off his Sharks cap and placed it over
    the woman’s left breast. Not to be outdone the Bulls fan, removed his
    cap and placed it over the woman’s right breast. Similarly, the
    WP fan felt he could be of assistance and removed his cap and
    placed it over her groin area.
    Now, when the police arrived, the 3 Rugby fans had to stick around
    for questioning by the police.
    They watched the officer inspect the scene of the crime.
    The officer picked up the cap from the left breast, had a peek, put the
    cap down and then wrote down some notes. He then picked up the cap from
    the right breast, had a peek, put the cap down and wrote down some
    notes. Next, of course, was the cap over the groin area. The officer
    picked up the cap, put it down and then wrote some notes. He picked up
    the cap again, put it down and wrote some further notes. For the third
    time, the officer did the same thing which infuriated the hell out of
    the WP fan to the point where he went up to the officer.
    “What are you? Some kind of pervert? Why do you keep looking there?”
    asked the obviously annoyed WP fan.
    The officer replied “It’s just weird – normally, you’d expect to see a
    prick under an WP cap!”

  • 37

    @Weskus Germaan – Lag My F$kk#n Gat Af!

  • 38

    @Weskus Germaan
    Asked you earlier, you in CU already, or still up north?

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